Tuesday, July 6, 2010

New Jersey Man Suffers Urethral Grapes

An unnamed man in his mid-30s checked in to a Camden-area hospital early this morning with severe pain in his abdomen and groin. X-rays revealed four strange, spheroid objects in his ureter and his urethra, and doctors assumed they were abnormally smooth gall stones. The man surprised himself and the entire hospital when, after a great gasp, he peed four grapes.

"I don't even eat grapes," he was overheard saying, through his sobs. "I hate grapes." The hospital is holding him for further tests.


1 comment:

  1. I like your blog a lot. I laughed out loud upon several occasions, and that was just for the titles! Bonne continuation!